Monday, October 22, 2012

hamlet remix



Hamlet simplified Remix ACT III SCENE I.
 A room in the castle.
Enter KING CLAUDIUS, QUEEN GERTRUDE, POLONIUS, OPHELIA, ROSENCRANTZ, and GUILDENSTERN
KING CLAUDIUS
Did you find out what was bothering Hamlet?
ROSENCRANTZ
Not really.
GUILDENSTERN
Yeah, He won’t talk about it.
QUEEN GERTRUDE
Is he at least being nice?
ROSENCRANTZ
Yeah.
GUILDENSTERN
But you can tell it’s an act.
ROSENCRANTZ
He won’t really answer any questions.
QUEEN GERTRUDE
You couldn’t cheer him up at all?
ROSENCRANTZ
He was kinda excited about this play.
LORD POLONIUS
Yes and I think he would like you to see it.
KING CLAUDIUS
I’d like that.  Why don’t you go encourage him.
ROSENCRANTZ
Okay we will.
Exit ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN
KING CLAUDIUS
Honey you should leave now too.  We have arranged for Hamlet to run into Ophelia here so we can spy on them and see if he’s acting strangely because of her.
QUEEN GERTRUDE
Okay and I hope that, that is indeed all that’s on his mind.
OPHELIA
I hope so too.
Exit QUEEN GERTRUDE
LORD POLONIUS
Come here, pretend to read this book and look sexy.
KING CLAUDIUS
[Aside] Oo la la
LORD POLONIUS
King let’s go, he’s coming.

2 comments:

  1. Great job, translating the language into something I can understand.It made it simpler to understand, but next use more of your creativity.

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  2. Wish you could translate the entire play into this! Made it much easier to understand! Good job!

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